How Men Change

The Love Word:
After 6 weeks:
I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you! After 6 months: Of course, I love you. After 6 years: GOD, if I didn ' t love you, then why did I marry you?

Back from Work:

After 6 weeks:
Honey, I ' m home! After 6 months: I ' m BACK!! After 6 years: Have you cooked yet? Phone Ringing: After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone. After 6 months: Here, it ' s for you. After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!

Cooking:

After 6 weeks:
I never knew food could taste so good! After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight? After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??

New Dress:

After 6 weeks:
Wow, you look like an angel in that dress. After 6 months: You bought a new dress again? After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

TV:

After 6 weeks:
Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight? After 6 months: I like this movie. After 6 years: I ' m going to watch PIRATES play, if you ' re not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!

Making Love:

After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight? After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!! After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I ' m suffocating here!!!!